Funny Cricket, Funny Players

Although, we are almost out of the Cricket world cup tournament, still few hope that India may enter super 8, if Bangladesh loses to Bermuda.

Isn't it really funny, that for reaching Super Eight, we are relying more on Bermuda to beat Bangladesh and not on our own players, who have let us down. (Bermuda is more reliable,???)



In last few days, I've received few sms, just take a glance over them:

1. Sehwag ko "Mayur" pehnao,
Sachin ko "Pepsi" pilao,
Dravid me "Castrol" bharwao,
Dhoni ko "Brylcreem" lagwao
Ganguly ko "... chywanprash" khilwao
Yuvraj ko "Malai mar ke Lassi" pilao,

lekin "@%*^&)" ko Cricket mat khilao.

2. Dravid jaise "deshbakht" nahi chahte
Is desh ke logon ka time aur electricity barbaad ho,
isiliye "Desh ke Hit (benefit)" ke liye,
unhone apni jeet tyag di
aur wapas India laut rahe hain.

3. The Entire responsibility of India's loss in the first match against Bangladesh goes to "Mrs. Indira Gandhi",
She was the one, who created Bangladesh, hamare players ki "kya galti" hai.

4. You are cordially invited at the mundan ceremony of Indian Cricket team at India Gate. As a gift, don't forget to bring "broken chappals" and "rotten eggs".

5. Hamare cricket players ne Sri Lanka ke khilaaf 185 runs ki shaandar pari kheli aur 69 runs se haar kar, pehli flight se vapas India aane ki apni jagah pakki kar li.

The slogan "Ladega to Jeetega" truly fits on our Indian team. To win, you have to at least fight, which our players are unable to.

Actually, In my opinion, we ourselves are at fault. We take the game so close to heart that we become a part of it. When our team loses, we feel like everything's lost. When Sachin hits a century, we say "a lot of cricket is still left in him", on the next day when he gets out at duck, we say "he has ended up".

We think as media make us think. Actually, the problem in Indian Cricket team is lack of professionalism and attitude. See the difference between Indian players and Australian players at field, you'll understand. Although, Cricket is (rather should be) their first priority, they should concentrate more on cricket, their fielding is so poor that even Ireland may be considered better in fielding, running between the wickets is so slow, that instead of converting two's into three's they convert two's into one's.

Last but not the least, money is spoiling our team. They are getting too high emoluments, still running for money. You'll find them more on shooting sets than on playground.

Then, how could we ever imagine, that they are going to reach even super eight. Dravid accepts, "the way we played, we are not worthy of going into super eight."

But now, one thing is clear, anyone of us can play in international cricket, "duck" hi to banana hai... anyone can do it.

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