Wrong email

Hi Friends,

I read this interesting email somewhere, that's why I wanted it to share with you... Just Read it and enjoy

Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address:

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving wife

Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!

Funny Telegrams

Telegrams had always been a source of quick transfer of information, until telephones and mobiles came and replaced them.
But did you ever thought that this source of communication could sometimes be quite awkward and funny.
See some examples:

Telegram 1
A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife "I wish you were here."
The message received by wife, "I wish you were her."

Telegram 2
A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to return to her husband.
At the reservation counter, while her turn came, it was the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue, she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as
"Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old lady "

Telegram 3
A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent's house in Delhi . When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip
to Ajmer. He sent a telegram.

When the wife received the telegram, she fainted.
It was written "sethji 'aaj mar' gaye hai"

Dil Chahta Hain

From my previous posts at Ibibo

You might have heard the ghazal sung by Jagjit Singh "Ye daulat bhi le lo, Ye shohrat bhi le lo
Bhale cheen lo mujhse meri jawani,
Magar Mujhko lauta do bachpan ka saawan,
woh kagaz ki kashti, woh baarish ka paani."

Its a heart touching ghazal, one of my favourites In continuation with the ghazal, just adding something tangy treat,

Dil Chahta hai, aaj phir choti ban jaun,
Roz subah subah chutti ke bahane banaun,
Aur assembly me aankhe khol ke prayer gaun,

Wo class me chupke chupke tiffin kholu,
Aur pakde jaane par pet dard ka jhooth bolu,
Din bhar school me masti marun,
Aur bus me juniors par rob jhadun,

Wo har din homework adhura rah jaye,
aur agle din meri copy ghar par rah jaye,

Har roz doston se ruth jaoon,
aur phir bhav kha ke maan jaoon.
Dil Chahta hai aaj phir choti ban jaun.

Feelings

A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great.

I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love,
Becky..............


The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.

There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:

Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care,
Ricky

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Enjoy Life

Hi!
I've come across some very funny articles, They will really make your stomach ache. Just go through them and have fun:



khidki se dekha to raaste par koi nahi thaa....
khidki se dekha to raaste par koi nahi thaa....
aur raaste pe jaake dekha to khidki me koi nahi thaa!!!
(This shayari submitted by Ink tank)


Woh sadak ke us paar the
Hum sadak ke us paar the
Kuch hum aage badhe,
kuch woh aage badhe,
Hum kuch aur aage badhe,
Woh bhi kuch aage bahe,
Hum kuch aur aage badhe,
Woh bhi kuch aage bahe,
Ab...
Ab woh sadak ke is paar the,
aur hum sadak ke us paar the..


Tum aa gaye ho,
noor aa gaya hai,
.....
Chalo teeno picture chalen.


Main tere pyar mein paagal hui chhaliye
Main tere pyar mein paagal hui chhaliye
...
Iodex maliye, kaam pe chaliye.



Aaj aasman mein taare aise chamak rahe the,
Aaj aasman mein taare aise chamak rahe the,
....
jaise kal chamak rahe the.



Boy, Before marriage
----------------------
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahta hoon,
lekin mumtaz nahin milti...

After marriage
---------------
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahta hoon,
lekin mumtaz nahin "marti"...