Funny Cricket, Funny Players
Although, we are almost out of the Cricket world cup tournament, still few hope that India may enter super 8, if Bangladesh loses to Bermuda.
Isn't it really funny, that for reaching Super Eight, we are relying more on Bermuda to beat Bangladesh and not on our own players, who have let us down. (Bermuda is more reliable,???)
In last few days, I've received few sms, just take a glance over them:
1. Sehwag ko "Mayur" pehnao,
Sachin ko "Pepsi" pilao,
Dravid me "Castrol" bharwao,
Dhoni ko "Brylcreem" lagwao
Ganguly ko "... chywanprash" khilwao
Yuvraj ko "Malai mar ke Lassi" pilao,
lekin "@%*^&)" ko Cricket mat khilao.
2. Dravid jaise "deshbakht" nahi chahte
Is desh ke logon ka time aur electricity barbaad ho,
isiliye "Desh ke Hit (benefit)" ke liye,
unhone apni jeet tyag di
aur wapas India laut rahe hain.
3. The Entire responsibility of India's loss in the first match against Bangladesh goes to "Mrs. Indira Gandhi",
She was the one, who created Bangladesh, hamare players ki "kya galti" hai.
4. You are cordially invited at the mundan ceremony of Indian Cricket team at India Gate. As a gift, don't forget to bring "broken chappals" and "rotten eggs".
5. Hamare cricket players ne Sri Lanka ke khilaaf 185 runs ki shaandar pari kheli aur 69 runs se haar kar, pehli flight se vapas India aane ki apni jagah pakki kar li.
The slogan "Ladega to Jeetega" truly fits on our Indian team. To win, you have to at least fight, which our players are unable to.
Actually, In my opinion, we ourselves are at fault. We take the game so close to heart that we become a part of it. When our team loses, we feel like everything's lost. When Sachin hits a century, we say "a lot of cricket is still left in him", on the next day when he gets out at duck, we say "he has ended up".
We think as media make us think. Actually, the problem in Indian Cricket team is lack of professionalism and attitude. See the difference between Indian players and Australian players at field, you'll understand. Although, Cricket is (rather should be) their first priority, they should concentrate more on cricket, their fielding is so poor that even Ireland may be considered better in fielding, running between the wickets is so slow, that instead of converting two's into three's they convert two's into one's.
Last but not the least, money is spoiling our team. They are getting too high emoluments, still running for money. You'll find them more on shooting sets than on playground.
Then, how could we ever imagine, that they are going to reach even super eight. Dravid accepts, "the way we played, we are not worthy of going into super eight."
But now, one thing is clear, anyone of us can play in international cricket, "duck" hi to banana hai... anyone can do it.
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7 comments:
Ya!, thats funny and strikingly true. I request bangladeshis to crush bermuda, so that India can't reach next round and they didn't deserve it.
hi,aditi two days not to be seen, any way you are very optemisic person,let us pray god for good what he thinks right.don't forget to keep an eye on my posts at our old calling point.thanks
Cricket or any other activity, one has to properly plan it, implement the plan, monitor the implementation and introduce corrections wherever needed. I don't see any person in cricket eshtablishmentt who is even bothered about P-D-C-A. Wrong people can not run a system effectively. Indian people should stop watching cricket so that money stop flowing in the pockets of these unworthy persons.
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indian cricket is a point of huge discussion now. lets see in the next few weeks if we witness some major changes in the administration, the selection, the team.
i wish we cud have a complete revamp soon.
wat u said is true....its our fate to rely on other country for our team....wat a shame!!!they get more frm their ads than ckt....if they need money y to opt for this and drown the dreams of a whole country....on the other hand ppl r extremists here....wen they win they perform pooja as though gods and wen they lose they do their rites...my god wen this mad fanatism change and everybody views a ckt as a sportive game and nothing else....god knows!!!
Hi aditi thanks yaar for visitng my blog...i hope you will definetely help ur frds....
Its really funny...
And i think indian dont have the capability to campare with austrlia..Austrlia is very good in all sports..and they play it as ateam game.And our players just play to make there own records...and when its crucial they give it up...
Other reasons is politics....As long as all these things r there our team will be like that only.Ever a foreign coach cannt even help....
Its is not necessary for any team to perform always well...but a crucial times its necesary..thats why people r reacting like that...but i think its time for people pf india to think cricket as a sport and enjoy the game .....
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