Funny Telegrams

Telegrams had always been a source of quick transfer of information, until telephones and mobiles came and replaced them.
But did you ever thought that this source of communication could sometimes be quite awkward and funny.
See some examples:

Telegram 1
A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife "I wish you were here."
The message received by wife, "I wish you were her."

Telegram 2
A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to return to her husband.
At the reservation counter, while her turn came, it was the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue, she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as
"Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old lady "

Telegram 3
A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent's house in Delhi . When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip
to Ajmer. He sent a telegram.

When the wife received the telegram, she fainted.
It was written "sethji 'aaj mar' gaye hai"